Apparently Microsoft has finally located the lost city of Seattle, Mexico.
Not sure why but Windows is always throwing little tantrums when I attach a USB drive. None of the other operating systems I use complain, but Windows complains nearly every time. I think it can smell the Unix.
When I first attach a drive it will probably confront me with this terrifying message of doom.
Continuing without scanning always works fine, but if I should ask it to scan and fix (as they so thoughtfully recommend) I get the obligatory “are you sure?”, because (of course) “Scan and fix” means “scan and… that’s it”.
Oh, shit. They found errors! Better fix them. I mean it’s the only option at this point. (Canceling is just giving up.)
I’m pretty much doomed. Save yourself!
A user wrote in because they button they were using to show the Desktop was no longer present. We all had a good laugh when we saw their attached image.
The problem was were all laughing for the wrong reason.
They were not in fact using the close button on a window to show the Desktop as the above may suggest. No. They were actually using the Show Desktop button at the far end of the Taskbar. We should have been laughing at the oddness of the image.
Take a closer look.
In reality it is important to understand what the other is saying. This will ensure that you are laughing for all the right reasons.
It was a remote system so it’s difficult to imagine what was happening over at that end but playing the logoff sound doesn’t usually take so long.
Here is the results of running the spell checker in SharePoint.
I spy with my little eye one misspelled word(s)!
You know what’s fun? Spam!
I think this one was from a politician-bot.
In this awesome scheme of things you’ll get an A just for hard work. Where exactly you lost everybody was on the details. You know, they say, the devil is in the details… And that couldn’t be much more true right here. Having said that, let me inform you precisely what did give good results. Your writing is actually rather convincing and that is most likely the reason why I am taking the effort in order to comment. I do not really make it a regular habit of doing that. Second, even though I can see the jumps in reason you come up with, I am definitely not certain of just how you appear to connect the details which inturn produce the final result. For the moment I will, no doubt subscribe to your point however wish in the near future you connect your dots better.
Any horse lovers out there?
If you offer him $10,000 for your horse, he’ll almost certainly probably market it
to you. Other factors, for instance pedigree,
trainer and jockey riding the horse and whether or not the horse
performs well about the turn or on dirt can also be carefully considered
by handicappers of their quest for that win. The one’s which do
win, have reached such short prices, you won’t
ever recover your losses.
Not clear why I would offer someone else money for my horse, but I’m getting pretty excited nonetheless.
Remember when Sony tapes were relevant? I had friends, even after the advent of the CD, who would live an die trading tapes. They would even claim tapes where the only legitimate medium. I miss those guys.
Oh, wait. No, I still hang out with them. One friend in particular still has a massive collection of tapes. Go figure.
Sony has apparently introduced a new tape technology that makes an impressive expansion in what tapes can hold. The number 185 TB is being passed around (though it is not clear to me which particular tape is in reference there).
Check it out:
Never mind the silly title (iPod = portable digital music player just like Walkman = personal tape player) and the grandiose claims, this is an interesting change in tape storage capacity. Even if the personal tape player never returns (and why would it?), this will have compelling implications for IT professionals doing backups.
And in case you are wondering why the personal tape players will not return, I offer this gem from them Interwebz:
Find more here.
Two steps forward, one step back. Often in computing it’s a way of life.
There are a lot of new features in El Capitan and its related hardware. If you want to learn about them you can find hordes of information in them Interwebz. But if you are thinking something might be amiss, you’ll have difficulty slogging through the praises to locate the deficiencies.
Don’t get me wrong, I love Apple and Macs. Well, I dislike them only as much as I dislike all computers and operating systems. Same thing. It’s just that Mac fans, greater than any other group of technology adherents, have the awesomest rose-colored glasses.
If you gander at this article on the latest version of Disk Utility, you will find much praise.
It made sense that repairing permissions on files for which OS X knew precisely what settings should be in place could fix random faults…. Even so, from all reports, permissions repairs had little real effect for years—it just made us feel better.
So here at work we support more than 200 Macs. I can assure you that at least some of the time Repair Permissions does actually fix permissions and thus fix issues facing real users. Yes, that gives me all the feels; but it does that by actually fixing problems. It is not praiseworthy to remove such functionality.
Have the new security measures introduced in El Capitan removed the need for future permissions repairs? This remains to be seen. Nonetheless, it was doing good work. Whether that work is now unnecessary is yet an open question.
What about Disk Repair?
Select a drive or a partition and click First Aid, and a seemingly much-changed repair operation proceeds.
It doesn’t just seem different. It works differently and in at least one scenario fails utterly to repair the disk (presumably the partition table).
I used dd to copy a drive from an ssd to a thumb-drive of smaller capacity. After dd finished it’s copy operation I checked the drive in GParted which reported no partitions. This was likely due to the partition table including a partition-end beyond the end of the drive. This is expected. Just need to repair the partition table. The drive booted as expected; all the data was good.
I attached that drive to an El Capitan machine and discovered the new Disk Utility. Being that all the usual repair options were missing I ran First Aid. That completed successfully. Nothing was changed: GParted still reported no partitions.
I then attached the drive to a Yosemite machine and ran the old Disk Repair. This also completed successfully. The difference of course is that when I checked again using GParted the partitions were listed correctly.
In short, the Disk Utility on Yosemite was able to make the necessary repairs while the new Disk Utility on El Capitan was not.
I don’t know that the new Disk Utility will be of any use to IT professionals. I recommend you keep a bootable Yosemite around in case you have need for these useful tools.
Just a few entertaining spam messages we have received here.
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I don’t know why more people are not writing about tee inspectors. I didn’t, but now I feel bad for not having done so. Stay tuned for more tee inspector news.
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I have made some crazy predictions in my time. For years I was convinced the Republicans would elect the first minority president. Go figure. It was the Reagan years. They seemed to be getting all the candidates right. I apologize.
Regardless, you can see my willingness to put my neck out there and for some time I’ve been doing neck stretches. I am going to predict the Smart Toilet. I know it sounds funny but hear me out on this one.
Our expulsions (piss, shit, and even vomit) carry a huge amount of information about our states of health. You cannot even imagine. Consider that our bodies consist of 10 foreign cells for every one of our cells and you begin to see just how vast the playing fields are in areas like nutrition and health.
Being healthy isn’t merely about keeping microbes out of our bodies. It can’t be. Our bodies are 10/11ths not ours. Being healthy is about keeping that other 10/11ths content. Well, at least as much as it is about keeping our 1/11th thriving. (See this excellent TED talk for a discussion of bacterial presence in us and inter-bacterial communications.)
Our gut bacteria are particularly famous. We believe (rightly or wrongly) that eating live-culture yogurt is good for that gut flora. It has been tentatively demonstrated that introducing particular gut bacteria into peanut allergic individuals can cure that peanut allergy (see here as an example).
But what is in our piss and shit?
Sure. Food. Or rather ex-food. Hopefully lots of fiber and probably some other indigestibles (I’m looking at you, corn). But there is a whole lot more. Our dead (human) cells; our dead bacterial cells (whether our symbiotes or our parasites); and a boatload of intercelluar communications chemicals (seriously, go watch that TED talk above).
In short, your piss and shit are really a cornucopia of data points concerning they who, what, and why of your current state of health. As we get better at detecting the tell-tale signs of diseases (from AIDS to zinc deficiency) through their chemical traces, the toilet becomes an obvious informational trajectory.
We visit the toilet a good dozen times a day (or more) and if it were capable of analyzing what passes through it and then pass that information to the ‘net, the skies the limit. You want a database of human excrement? It’s coming.
A quick scan of your shit might reveal that you need more fiber or you are deficient in potassium or that you have breast cancer. Early detection, I am told, is key to most if not all ailments. You use your toilet every day.
Warning: bladder infection eminent
After a night of heavy drinking it might advise you to drink water (because it should see the water imbalance) and maybe make nutritional recommendations (because it should see vitamin and mineral deficiencies as well).
For crying out loud, we are using smart phones to detect parasitic worms (and HIV and heart attacks and monitor Parkinson’s).
So, yeah, it sounds ridiculous, but the Smart Toilet is the shit!